Rupee's Ramblings

Cis white male hetero. Ugh I know. I try to stay as woke as I can. Born in the 80s. Full nerd, Nintendo and Marvel preference. Compassion and stupid puns 4 life!

Anonymous asked:

theres a toucan outside my window, can you give me a sweet fact about toucans so i can say heey this buddys sweet :)

bunjywunjy:

no but I can give you a really weird fact!

see, unlike almost every other bird of the planet, toucans are completely unable to grow down feathers.

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that might sound a little nonsensical, but down feathers are the fluffy underlayer that other birds have between their regular flight feathers and their skin! this layer of fluff provides the birds with extra insulation and shock absorption, and are so damn good at their job that humans regularly steal them for use in jackets and pillows.

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oops?

and since toucans just straight don’t have this layer under their body feathers, you can actually see their translucent skin under there if you hold them right!

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(most bird skin is translucent, you just can’t see it like this because there’s down in the way. unless the bird in question is a toucan. weirdos.)

but more importantly, down USUALLY serves as insulation for vulnerable chicks, and is replaced/covered up as the chick’s body feathers grow in!

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BUT NOT TOUCANS. baby toucans are born completely naked-o, and they stay that way until their body feathers decide to show up.

which looks really weird, actually.

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in timelapse, it looks like a chorus of tiny old men spontaneously grew their own tuxedos.

but anyway this really has no bearing on your day-to-day life, but the next time you see one of these:

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just know that they’re hiding a REALLY WEIRD secret under there.

Why can’t the British Museum repatriate anything?

kaijutegu:

Something I see a lot in museum discourse in public spaces is people wondering why museums don’t just do repatriation/decolonization. The argument is that if museums had an interest in restorative justice, they’d initiate these procedures on their own, and they’d do so immediately. Failure to initiate indicates disregard for marginalized and exploited societies and reinforces colonial power structures, which makes museums nothing more than a tool for capitalist/colonial entities.

And… this isn’t exactly wrong! But it’s not a particularly well-informed take because it assumes that museums exist independently of other governing bodies (and a lot of other stuff but we’re going to focus on that right now). Museums do not exist independently of other governing bodies. Tonight, we’re going to talk about everybody’s least-favorite marble-stealing museum, the British Museum, and how it’s not just museum policy keeping its holdings there.

The British Museum is famous for a lot of things, including:

-stealing the Parthenon marbles

-stealing the Rosetta stone

-stealing a ton of artifacts from what is now Nigeria thanks to the Punitive Expedition of 1897

and many other things! But here is something important to remember about the British Museum: They did not commission these thefts! Rather, they are an entity essentially formed to house military spoils. (Well, sort of- in its earliest incarnation in the 1750s it was mostly Hans Sloane’s cool natural history stuff. It was really post-1800 where the military campaigns started looting things, but the point remains that the primary sources of artifacts were a.) military expansion and b.) colonial resource extraction.) The museum itself didn’t steal the stuff. Primarily, they just received the stolen goods. And that’s actually an important distinction to make! It doesn’t release them of any culpability, mind you. What it does do is give you some context for why they behave the way they do as an educational entity and as a political organization.

Another thing that will help explain what is going on in Britain is a piece of legislature called the British Museum Act of 1963 (which I’ll be calling the BMA 63 from here on out). (Also, that link is to the full text of the act. I won’t be reproducing the whole thing here, but it’s worth looking at to understand the depth of control the British government has over the British Museum.)

BMA 63 is an update to the original legislature of BMA 1753, which is the act that brought the museum into being. There have been updates between then and now, but BMA 63 made some massive changes to the way the collection is managed. One thing it did was to split the museum into Natural History and the British Museum. Another thing was it wrote the provisions for collection divestment into law in Section 5 of the act:

5 Disposal of objects
(1)     The Trustees of the British Museum may sell, exchange, give away or otherwise dispose of any object vested in them and comprised in their collection if -
(a)  the object is duplicate of another object, or
(b)  the object appears to the Trustees to have been made not earlier than the year 1850, and substantially consists of printed matter of which a copy made by photography or a process akin to photography is held by the Trustees, or
©   in the opinion of the Trustees the object is unfit to be retained in the collections of the Museum and can be disposed of without detriment to the interests of students.

Provided that where an object has become vested in the Trustees by virtue of a gift or bequest the powers conferred by this subsection shall not be exercisable as respects that object in a manner inconsistent with any condition attached to the gift or bequest.

In plain English, that means that an object can ONLY leave the British Museum’s collection if it’s a copy of something, if it’s paper material written after 1850, or if the object is damaged substantially enough that it can’t be studied. The British government has intentionally made repatriation impossible. And notice that says in the opinion of the trustees. NOT the curators, but rather this board of 25 people who are appointed by the British government to further British interests. Does this deck seem a little stacked to you?

So let’s say that the British Museum wanted to give the Parthenon Marbles back.

Simply put… they couldn’t. They legally could not. There is no way for them to divest their collection thanks to the provisions of BMA 63. The stuff in the British Museum… isn’t really owned by the British Museum. The Board of Trustees owns and controls everything in the museum. The linked comments from their current chair are indicative of their attitude- they see their role primarily as a way to keep the entire collection in Britain on a permanent basis. The curators, the museum staff? They honestly don’t have control over what’s going on with the stuff in the collection. They’re allowed to set up loans, but they cannot transfer ownership of anything away from the museum. This is not an accident. This was a way to reinforce a certain type of colonial power and to ensure that war trophies remained where they were: in London. This law was upheld in court as recently as 2005, when the high court ruled that no, actually, the British Museum was not allowed to return art stolen by the Nazis. DESPITE the fact that the museum WANTED to give the looted art to the family from whom it was stolen, they were barred from doing so by the British government. This is not an accident. The court ruled that “the British Museum Act - which protects the collections for posterity - cannot be overridden by a “moral obligation” to return works known to have been plundered.” Or in other words, the court knew that it was the right thing to do to return the work, but because the law is the way it is, they couldn’t do the right thing. The museum tried for years to give the pieces back but they were stopped from doing so. This is one major way that the government of the UK furthers their own national interests. By insisting that the looted artifacts don’t belong to an educational institution but instead to a primarily government-appointed board of trustees who benefit from the prestige and aren’t beholden to public consequences, the British government has essentially incorporated the British Museum as a colonial treasure-house and they’re not even trying to hide it. This means that while Berlin’s Ethnological Museum can just straight-up give the Benin Bronzes back, the British Museum cannot.

Again, this does NOT mean the museum itself is innocent! It does not mean that they’re heroes who would loooove to give stuff back but they’re being thwarted by the evil government! This whole scenario here is just an illustration of some of the complexities behind museum policies. Hopefully what I’ve done here is shown you that museums are political entities. The people who make the decisions aren’t always the people you think they are. When you are thinking about looted artifacts, you have to look up the chain. Museums have a lot of power as institutions, but when they’re backed by a national government, they lose a lot of their autonomy towards more equitable ideals. Just saying that the British Museum is racist/colonialist/capitalist isn’t enough- we need to look at it as what it is. A tool of the UK government to further the narrative they want to tell.

And this is important because in the US and in online spaces, museum discourse is really bad at understanding the logistics of repatriation. Which is completely understandable, because there are a lot of moving parts when it comes to safely and equitably restoring cultural sovereignty! But at the same time it’s also frustrating because there’s a lot of demand to just give stuff back. What I hope people realize after reading this little essay is that when you’re calling for repatriation, the situation might be legally messier than you think. That doesn’t mean you should give up, and it doesn’t mean you’re wrong- it just means that you need to strategize and think carefully about how you go about it.

(PS: Sources are linked in the text. I highly recommend reading them!)

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becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

combeferret:

mangopickled:

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i did not expect to become a jedward stan in 2020 but I guess it’s not the only curveball this year’s thrown

for those that arent from the uk/Ireland

Jedward are a singing duo, Irish twins who made their debut on The X Factor at the age of 17 in 2009


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they were ABSOLUTELY the comic relief, they couldn’t really sing, they couldn’t really dance, but they had such high energy and pissed off the “”serious judges”” SO MUCH which just made people vote for them to stay in the contest longer to see what they’d do next

anyway most people that aren’t their fans (which they do have, they have v decent careers 11 years on!) literally haven’t heard much from them in about 9 years

until suddenly they start tweeting the real shit and turns out they are VERY POLITICALLY OUTSPOKEN

I cannot stress this enough, imagine jojo siwa disappears for ten years and then comes back into the public eye (still with the same pop vibes and sparkles) but is now suddenly throwing around super intelligent political zingers everywhere and going to protest marches, but TIMES TEN CRAZIER

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They also competed in Eurovision and it was a banger

aierie–dragonslayer:

theprisonindustrialcomplex:

sartorialadventure:

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At the annual Houston RenFest we’d always get one or two furries that walk around and every time the general reaction from the medieval roleplayers is akin to  “BEASTS? BEASTS THAT WALK LIKE MAN? FOUL!” 

Last time I went a furry volunteered for an impromptu conversion/exorcism and a guy dressed as a monk gathered a bunch of people and using a Gatorade bottle performed an entire catholic christening while reading off the instructions on his Ipad. When the furry was fully “converted” he removed the head of his costume and everyone in the crowd pretended to freak out and say shit like “GlORY BE HE IS SAVED” “CHRIST HAS BROKEN HIS CURSE”

That’s the best crap i’ve heard in months

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becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

tornado-si-do:

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Man called Owen Wilson made these posters (found here on Twitter) and the English are going absolutely bonkers with fury, cancelling holidays and supposedly “reporting” him to various UK authorities…and he’s just like, “off you pop,” “Wales isn’t in England” lmao

Relatedly, Denmark just put all of the UK except for Wales on the red list, apparently, and I don’t know if that was intentional or a bureaucratic mistake but my Welsh language Facebook feed is going apeshit with joy

This Coral Restoration Technique Is 'Electrifying' a Balinese Village

hope-for-the-planet:

There are two parts of this story: The first is that a coral restoration technique called Biorock (which involves running extremely low voltage electricity through metal structures that coral are attached to) is helping to grow new reefs 2-5 times faster than normal.

But the second part of the story is even more important. This new coral technique has allowed people in the small fishing village of Pemuteran to become involved in the conservation of the ecosystem that they rely on for food.

After years of dynamite fishing and cyanide poisoning, the reefs in their region had been damaged and fish stocks plummeted as a result. Once the fishermen understood the relationship between healthy reefs and healthy fish stocks, they became invested in restoring their reefs and even began reporting fishermen from other villages who were continuing to use damaging practices.

One of the workers on the coral restoration project, who was originally doubtful that it would work, said:

“We started taking care of it like a garden. And we started to love it.”

Another reminder that taking care of nature often also means taking care of people.

Thanks to @cognitiveinequality for the submission!

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foulserpent:

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

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”Jesus Christ, what is that?”
”How is it alive?”
“What does it want?”
”Will it hurt me?”
”Will it hurt my children?”

It’s only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it’s quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe’s largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it’s not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, “I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else.”

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. “Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription.”

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

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kyraneko:

icave-in:

crying-over-glass-queer:

aquilacalvitium:

friends-of-magic:

pogaytosalad:

What if silence is in fact a sound, but because its a universal sound we just adapted to it and dont notice it anymore

I actually just wrote a paper on this!!

The short of it is, yes, that’s exactly what happens. There’s no such thing as pure silence outside of a vacuum (and inside a vacuum you’d be dead). So basically your ears are constantly adapting to the noise threshold of your surroundings and slowly ignoring it. If you were in a perfectly silent room (anechoic chambers are cool!) you would actually start to hear the sound of existing!

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In film class we learned that you need to record the silence in a room for at least two minutes or so and save it before you start shooting there. This is called “roomtone” and is done so you can put it into every bit of artificial silence later- if your editor decides it’s best to cut the sound so there will be a longer gap between lines of dialogue, for instance, the artificial silence in between will sound weird to the viewers and break their immersion, because it isn’t the silence of that room as they’re been hearing it so far.

Room tone is also useful to overlay if you need to re-record any lines later or that kind of stuff, I think, but. I didn’t listen THAT much in film class

This is pretty much why active noise cancelling works too!

I recall reading about a performance of some kind whose first “sound” involved a sudden, heavy, oppressive silence, and they arranged that by artificially creating a noisy roomtone—before the performance started, before people were coming into their seats even, the speakers were already outputting a soundscape of white noise, electronic hums, air vent noises, et cetera, so when the audience was all seated and the performance started, the sudden cutoff of all the existing noise made a major contrast that got everyone’s attention without so much as a sound.

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