Rupee's Ramblings

Old Man Rupee in name only

arrowleeb:

It’s the introduction of Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, verbatim, in comic form! :D

(via candyexorcist)

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

(via coto524)

angelasthings:

kaijugroupiee:

Okay so I think Chris Evans was saying in an interview about how it’s always the children who discover the hero in disguise, and I just realized why: it’s because they’re short enough to see under the hat and they’re innocent and hopeful enough to still believe in heroes.

it’s because they’re short enough to see under the hat

(Source: jackkgilinsky, via coto524)

Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

thegate-thekey:

fuchsimeon:

elyfar:

pep95:

yerthebadwolfmari:

beefxcake:

sodachan:

konpozaa:

ryuredwingsreturn:

silentcartoon:

wyvernsdreams:

If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

FEAR ME. THE MIGHTY ENTEI.

RAWR MOTHER FUCKAHS.

….I’m a Shellos.

BRAIXEN!!! Cutie fire fox aw yiss

oh yes im a mawile!! awesome!!!!!!

LAPRAS MOTHAFUCKAS

EXCADRILL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

Starmie???

WAILORD SUCKAS

Guess who is absolutely and truly a fox pokemon

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This guy

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Chuuuuuuuu

Well it depends on which Pokedex you go by, but according to the National ‘dex I’m a Mantine!